You know your doctor is bad

by lekkxus
(galway)

When your consultant specialist who has had 18 months to read your notes asks , "what is the matter with you" ?

KAPOWW THWATT BATMAN


1 Consultant cant read.

2 Consultant is lazy and can read.

3 Consultant can read , but suffers from 18 month amnesia.

4 Consultant can read but is dyslexic and is trying to hide this from his/her peers.

5 Consultant can read, had selective perception and even managed to eliminate your name from his mind lest it impinge on his/her world view.

6 Impostor Consultant.Could be TV crew camera watching you ,so don't take off anything too revealing, or pay by cash .

7 Consultant has gone stark raving mad and likes making people talk at length and say ,"you need more tests" ....another 18 months to laugh at you ,and even more if you are dead ,the sadistic monster.