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Let’s Talk About How Disgusting Olives Are

Let's Talk About How Disgusting Olives Are
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There are two different kinds of people in this world. Ones who understand that olives are literally the worst, and ones who are wrong.

Let's Talk About How Disgusting Olives Are

Olives come in all different colors, which might lead you to think that they taste different and maybe one type will be delicious. Nope. They’re all vile. Bitter. Salty. Grossness.

Let's Talk About How Disgusting Olives Are

Firstly, they get all their juices over anything they touch, leaving behind a disgusting hint of bitterness on everything. Way to ruin a perfectly good lunch!

Let's Talk About How Disgusting Olives Are

Olive loaf. Why is this even a thing? Why take delicious bread and chuck some olives into it? Why?? The worst part of it is, it still looks tasty. Don’t let it fool you, it’s a trap!

Let's Talk About How Disgusting Olives Are

Who first thought that putting an olive in a cocktail was a good idea? Why ruin a perfectly good martini?

Let's Talk About How Disgusting Olives Are

This then leads to the madness that is adding MULTIPLE olives to a martini… and adding the olive juice! Disgusting!

Let's Talk About How Disgusting Olives Are

Want to have a bad day? Don’t check your salad for olives before you buy it. They’ll be there, hiding underneath the lettuce, waiting for you to accidentally eat them in a mouthful of veggie goodness.

Let's Talk About How Disgusting Olives Are

Another way to make sure you have a terrible day is to visit subway or a salad bar where the olives have crept into the wrong container. One sneaky olive destroying your entire sandwich.

Let's Talk About How Disgusting Olives Are

Olives on pizza are the worst kind of olives. They’ve been baked into the cheese so you can’t even pick them off without half the pizza going with them.

Let's Talk About How Disgusting Olives Are

If you do have the patience to pull off every single evil little olive, it doesn’t matter. The taste has already seeped through the rest of the pizza and ruined it from within!

 

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There’s nothing worse than forgetting olives exist when you order nachos, only to receive them covered in the ugly little things because you didn’t even remember to ask for no olives. And it’s not like they’re easy to remove because they get EVERYWHERE. And their juices contaminate everything. So now you can’t even eat the nachos.

Let's Talk About How Disgusting Olives Are

Olive oil though? It’s good for you? Okay, we’ll accept this one. Olive oil is good for you, but that doesn’t mean the olives themselves are. Sunflower oil is also not terrible, but you don’t see anyone going around munching on sunflowers.

Let's Talk About How Disgusting Olives Are

In conclusion: Olives are the worst, they ruin everything, and if you like them, you’re wrong.

Let's Talk About How Disgusting Olives Are

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